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If you're a guy with skills but you still want to learn from the pros, check these guys trying to set the world record for 'most bras unhooked with one hand'. If you're a girl, this post doesn't make much sense, unless, of course, your boyfriend still forces you to remove your own bra. Still, at least you're a girl. And you could always burn your bra. It was very popular in the 60s, apparently.
Feeling, talented,
habit47
Ok. Why in the FUCK did they release the latest James Bond flick Casino Royale in 2006? Surely it would've made more sense holding out for a few more months to drop the new 007 in 2007? It's not like you have to be a marketing genius to figure this one out. Still, they manged to get Daniel Craig into a tiny blue Speedo vibe.
Laugh now, but Danny Craig's by far the toughest Bond yet, no? Just look at the 'secret agents' that went before him...
Anyhoo, while cloaks and daggers on the silver screen might prove entertaining for some, I prefer to tune into the hanging of evil dictators come the festive season. Yes indeed, Saddam 'The Cunt' Hussein took it in the neck, so to speak, after being sentenced to death. You can get the full story here, but you're probably just interested in the gore, which you won't find here. Only because I couldn't snatch any pics of his cold, dead face. Here he is looking a little less than happy, though:
How shit can it be being pulled from a hole and then hanged? Pretty shit, I'm sure.
Right, that's enough death and 007. Stay tuned for the pinkest parts of 2006.
Feeling, lighter,
habit47
Oh Katie Rees, how the past has come back to haunt you. Katie aka Miss Nevada cocked up by getting wasted, flashing her pink parts and licking the nipples of friends around her. If you want the full story, check it out here. If, like me, you just want to see how it all went straight to hell for Miss Nevada, keep scrolling.
Now, maybe it's just me, but I figure if you're a national celebrity (as the winners of 'Miss Whatever' contests are) you're probably going to be pretty careful about how wasted you get when, where and with who. Alas, Miss Nevada clearly didn't give a shit.
And the irony of being busted with that sign in the background? Ow. Lame. Weak. It must hurt.
Still, good on her for busting out with some proper rock 'n roll for the tabloids.
You're only Miss Nevada once, after all.
Of course, she's not exactly breaking any new ground here.
Just look at what Miss USA and Miss Teen USA got up to.
What suprises me most is how quickly all the scammage gets covered up.
Those stars weren't there when I first dusted this story.
Oh well, perhaps Google is currently being held by the short and curlies?
Of course, if these beauty queen slutbeasts can't clean up their act, it's likely they'll be replaced by the runner-ups like Tamiko Nash, which wouldn't suck completely.
Personally, this is the shot I found most degrading:
Feeling, optimistic about the future of beauty pageants,
"The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same time and still feel lonely." TS Elliot
Find out more about the joy a tripod can bring a bipod here.
Feeling, like something's missing,
habit47
Wilderness, The Garden Route, South Africa. I don't know about you, but when I go on holiday my mind takes a few days to arrive. So I'm always waking up too early when what I need most is more sleep. Still, there are worse things to wake up to. By the way, you can also see this shot and others posted by a variety of Flickr Early Birds.
Feeling, settled,
habit47
Bombie and Bianca, coming soon to meowspace.vox.com
